Tuesday, March 13, 2018
If it wasn't good, they wouldn't give it. :)
Tuesdays seem to be my 'update the internets' day ... and it is far to difficult for me to post each image and everything I do ... so I try to make a big patreon post for all my infected friends ... and then I thought ... why not an image dump.
So ... here are my sketchbook images for you to check out ... leave a comment with your favorite and help put a smile on my face when I check the internets in a week.
If you like these sketches and want to own one, check out my store
|At Least I Have Company|
|Bits and Pieces|
|Cant Take Swallow Anymore|
|Got You Covered|
|brag a little|
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
Hey hey friends of the internet!!!
We hope you're all having an awesome day today.
It's been quite a few days in between posts and there have been a great many things going on in the catacombs lately. Great and wonderful things are coming, amazing and unique zombie cats are being created and we want to show the world so many things ....
but time is not our friend
the whole 'no internet at home' thing is very tiresome ... but we aren't complaining, we're making the best of things as we learn more ... it is very exciting and frustrating. Life eh??
plus our hooman hasn't been this stress free in a long long time.
now ... on to the reason for this post ...
ZOMBIE CATS ON BUTTONS!!
In fact, we need just $40 to get the very first button design created.
To help you give us your money, we're taking preorders. We want to do this as easily as possible, so we're focusing on infecting just north america right now ... it a shipping cost kind of thing. Shipping a package that contains even just one button costs us about $3 ... it's the thickness, not the weight.
So ... we're asking you to give us $8 for one button, $13 for 3 buttons or $20 for 5 buttons. Those are the prices WITH shipping in north america. You can give more if you want, it's always welcome, and we'll be sure to give you more than you expect as well. :D
If you live across an ocean or something and really want a button, we want to give it to you too. Send us an email and we'll figure out the shipping :) Email address is below.
To pre order you can go to our online store here: http://thehorde.storenvy.com , but they will charge you an extra buck. You can paypal us directly by using our hoomans paypal address which is firstname.lastname@example.org or even click http://paypal.me/byronrempel
We are taking the preorders until Wednesday, March 14th, at which point we're either celebrating a success and ordering the buttons, or crying softly into our cream and refunding everyone. If by some crazy quirk of the cosmos we are unsuccessful at raising $40 ... then we will simply refund everyone their money. Paypal will back you up and so will we. We don't want your money if we can't give you anything in return.
So ... that's pretty much it ... go preorder a button so we can give you a button.
You deserve all the buttons!!
Also, please leave a comment about which button you think should be created next, the Quean really likes #8 for the second button. What about you? Leave a comment for a chance to win a Mini Standing Zombie Cat
We'll be back on Saturday! Thanks so much for taking the time to read our words and for helping us spread the infection. If you want more stuff, and tonnes more artwork from our hooman, check out his blog that he never updates or follow him at http://www.patreon.com/zombiecats ... big time updates there, but sometimes only for #theinfected
Oh, and be sure to check out www.twosentencehorrors.com for more of Byrons art along with some two sentence horror stories from NM Scuri
Thursday, March 1, 2018
Our hooman loves to create the zombie kitties for the horde ... and does some of his best creating when he doesn't care about the cost of the material or even if anyone likes it. He does it for himself alone ... and we all get to benifit. Our horde grows larger and you get to see a new zombie cat. Even with inexpensive material our human still puts in quality work.
This amazingly vivid zombie cat has the unmistakably distinct markings of a classic zombie kitteh. Exposed teeth and ribs go well with the short fuzzy hairs and swirly eye socket, making it 100% unique and different, just like every other zombie cat.The horde has grown, all praise the horde!
There are only two things that this Zombie Cat is missing.
The first is a story. How did this zombie cat come to be? Does it have hopes for a future, or does it hide a dark and brutal past? Maybe it has some words of wisdom for us all ...
The other thing that is missing is a name ... what is this zombie cat going to be called for the rest of time? Only one person gets to name this kitty, and if you want that honor you must be willing to take on the responsibilities that come with owning a zombie cat. If you think you're up to the challenge, then enter thehorde and claim your cat.
On the 'business' end of things ... this zombie cat has been created on a double folded peice of 8.5x11 photocopy paper. It is what it is and I for one, think it's awesome.
You could even go so far as to say this is a 4.25"x5.5" mixed media on paper, zombie cat painting. Gauranteed to rot, weather, and age poorly over time if you don't take care of it. But it looks quite lively in an undead 'I NEED A HOME' sort of way. the Queen likes the little teeth and I bet there are more than a few people happy that this zombie cat gets a fly :)
My only regret is that I didn't scan it before I painted it ... things to remember before getting to caught up in the moment.
Can you see the zombie cat sigil? :P
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
If you don't want to be a patron, but still want this magnet, check out the zombie cats store at http://thehorde.storenvy.com