Thursday, February 15, 2018

Mind Blown Zombie Cat



This zombie cat looks like a troll
one of those big hair weird eye looking little toys that used to be popular
but this cat isn't a troll
this cat was created when enlightenment was immenent ... this zombie cat is more woke than most and the truth about oneself can be shocking

Oh ... and the zombie cats colouring book is now in production ... it will be a different kind of colouring book though ... one that encourages the use of brushes, pens, markers, paint, whatever else you have on hand.

If you think your cat deserves to be in the colouring book, then leave a comment with a link to an awesome, amusing, dynamic or at the very least, interestingly cute photo of your kitteh ... if nothing else, we might use it as inspiration for one of the zombie cat colouring book pages. Interested?

Also ... the whole colouring book making process will be documented over on www.patreon.com/zombiecats ... you can watch/read most of the updates for free, or you can support us by pledging a buck a month and get some goodies before the public does :)

Thanks for reading, we'll munch on you later.
tzc



Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Orange Tabby Zombie Cat


We are now setting up our display for the Winkler Comic Con which happens on the 19th of Feb. We are making a really cool zombie cats diorama which should catch everyones attention and draw them in ... with luck they get infected and spread that to others ...

Meanwhile though ... we have this amazingly fun orange tabby zombie cat that is ready for adoption. It likes to sneak up and pretend to nomnomnom on our human ... and just likes to get in to things, hanging out with it's one good eye. If you want to give this kitteh a home, it's available at http://thehorde.storenvy.com for $20 ... free shipping and some goodies to keep it company while it journeys to its new home.

Be our delicious valentine!

Happy hallmark day from the zombie cats ... we don't really understand why there's just one day out of the year that we are supposed to show everyone how much we love you ...

we try to show our love of humans everday, one mouthful at a time. :)

Stay delicious people ...

if you want to adopt this silly heart tailed kitteh, go to http://thehorde.storenvy.com

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

time to purge

The Zombie Cats, and Byron, are now under new management, and new management wants changes. Big changes ... time to clean out the cupboards and make room for more zombie cats.

So ... to clear out the space Byron is selling everything he can for as cheap as he can.

First up ... 3 sticker packs that include a magnet and thank you sketch for just $10, free shipping in North America. But there are only 10 available, so get here quick: http://thehorde.storenvy.com

Thank You Liz

Big shout out to Liz who took part in the first ever zombie cat auction. She adopted this unique orange zombie cat for just $16.66 ... playing along and keeping the 666 theme for us :D
If you didn't know about the auction you aren't alone, there wasn't much fan fare or advertising about it, since I our human no longer has home internet, we can't promote it daily ... so y'all better pay attention to this page if you want to own an original zombie cat painting. The next auction starts tomorrow morning sometime.

Thanks again Liz ... what do you want to name this undead kitteh? Our Queen named the painting Terrifyingly Cute, but the naming of the zombie cat is now your task. Let us know and we'll make up an adoption certificate for you.
Thanks again.
tzc

Friday, February 9, 2018

Terrifyingly Cute



At least that's how we would discribe this little zombie cat. What is your favorite color of zombie cat? We like which ever color you like too :D

We want to give this zombie kitty a new home but we don't know who really wants it ... so we're allowing you to decide by bidding on it. The starting bid is $6.66 ... please increase bids in full dollar amounts, even though it would be fun to keep the 666 gag going :)

yes it's silly ... we like silly

Shipping is included ( within north america ) unless you want a tracking number, that is $15 from Canada Post.

Bidding goes until we log on next Tuesday, Feb 13 2018, payment via paypal within 24 hours of a winner being declared ... the kitteh ships out 3 days after paypal payment is complete.

We hope this works, it feels fun :)

Good luck ... more kittehz tomorrow as the machines run in automatic mode.

If you want more fun, check out what our humans are up to over at http://www.patreon.com/zombiecats ... and there is groovy apocalyptic artwork over at http://thedailyzombie.blogspot.ca and even bite sized bits of horror at http://www.twosentencehorrors.com
the more you know :D

Skull Head Zombie Cat

What started off as another skull began to morph and grow and render until suddenly there was an entire skull head zombie cat floating on the page. The lack of background didn't bother the zombie cat much, just taking things in stride, enjoying the moment of solitude. I, the human, had other thoughts and started to fill in the negative space and create more of the dismal and decaying world which the zombie cats inhabit.

Shortly after, the flies showed up ...

What would you name this putrid puss?

This is PRINT #12 and it is available as a hand colored or black and white print for just $25, or 3 for $50, standard shipping included. It is available until Feb. 9 2018.
Visit our store http://thehorde.storenvy.com or send $25 USD directly via paypal.me/byronrempel

If you would like trackable shipping, please add $15