Saturday, November 18, 2017

Skull Head Zombie Cat with a Skull ...

What is this zombie cat doing with this skull? Why do my zombie cats love skulls so much? What are they trying to tell us? Why are there so many questions?

Makes you think eh? What's the fascination for skulls ... we all have one, why would we want someone else's skull? Here's another question ... if you're a skull collector do you know/care whose skull it used to be? Do you want to know the history of the skull ... was the owner of the skull a good person ... what was the gender, the lineage, the WHATEVER ... I mean really, it's just a skull FFS ... it's not like it gives a shit what you do or think about it any longer so why would we want to obsess about it?

Maybe it's because we're human and that's what we do. Obsess about the things that don't matter so we don't have to pay attention to the things that do.

Anyways ... I think the zombie cats like skulls because they're fun to play with.
Why else would they want one?

If you like this zombie cat you can adopt it here.

'tis NOT the Season ...

Like me, the zombie cats don't really like this season much. The cold doesn't really bother them too much, not like it bothers me. I'm a homebody because I hate the cold and don't like getting cold. If a zombie cat gets to cold, it just freezes in place until it thaws out. It's probably annoying but zombie cats are patient ... to say the least.

Like me though, the zombie cats don't really care for this season. Far to many reasons for this than I feel comfortable enough discussing at the moment, perhaps it can be revisited in the future.
Anyways ... the zombie cats hate the season for even more reasons than I do and they're going to do their very best to try to ruin it for humans ... starting simple with the destruction of snowmen.

If you value your snowman you better bring it inside and keep it safe. If that means turning down your furnace and creating a whole house freezer then so be it. Protect the snowman!

okay, the zombie cats made me type that ... don't turn off your furnace and dont try to bring in a snowman. that's dumb. don't be dumb. it's just a snowman, you can make another. we need to start using our common sense people or the zombie cats are going to destroy humanity.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Skull Headz Rule

I really like the Skull Head Zombie Cats ... they're so much fun to draw and they look hilariously adorable in a vile and sinister way. Big massive heads that look a little more grumpy than the rest of the zombie cats. 

They get extra grumpy on windy days ... the wind whistles through their skulls ... very aggravating. 

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

sharpening muh pencil

I seldom use a pencil when drawing but I thought i would give it a try ... whatcha think?

delete comment and block

We don't feed the trolls ... not directly ... we just delete the comment and block.
Our high school teacher thought the artwork should be happier too. We can't even remember his name any more ....

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Sunday Skull ...

For the past few days and all through this weekend the zombie cats and I have been scavanging through 10 years of collected 'stuff' in an attempt to bring some order to the chaos that is our basement studio. We're finally finished and ready to start the next chapter of our quest for global domination. As such ... the commissions list will be closed as of 11:59 pm November 12, 2017
After that time I will no longer be taking commissions (unless we've already discussed it) but instead be focusing on putting the zombie cats on products from print on demand stores like zazzle while at the same time finishing off the remaining commissions, getting the remaining artwork out in the mail and then working on the zombie cats comic and larger zombie cat paintings.

It is exciting for me ... but I don't really want to ramble on about any of it because it really only makes sense in my head ... and it's a FORREST sized image painted with a very large brush so the details don't make sense. I think it's best for me to not talk about it and instead ... show you what I mean by doing it.

And with that ... I'm signing out.
Message me if you want a commission ... less than 7 hours as of this post.

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Christmas Cats are coming

Christmas is underway and the zombie cats like this holiday ... a lot. All the food and festivities, snacks, treats, bright lights and fatty foods, over eating, sluggishly slow humans drunk on eggnog and good cheer.
It all makes for easy victims meals for the zombie cats.
It also helps when you have a decoy as cute as this tuxedo cat in a santa hat =)

You can own this one of a kind Byron Rempel painting by clicking here.
If you want really cool zombie cat products, click here to see the zombie cats on zazzle.