Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Black Cats in Santa Hats

First there was one ... and experiment to see if the black cat in a santa hat could actually be a standing kitty. It was such a personal success that I made another one, and since my house does not need two Black Cats in Santa Hats, one of them has to go.
To whomever adopts this black cat in a santa hat, you will also get an original drawing of a zombie cat in a santa hat as well as some extra zombie or zombie cat goodies.
You can get it here: http://thehorde.storenvy.com/products/22450056-black-cat-in-a-santa-hat

If you want to own the original painting that has inspired these cats, click here

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Aurora Borealis ...

While this image is inspired by the Aurora Borealis it has been a very long time since I have seen the night sky lit up like this. I wonder if the northern lights will look different after the apocalypse ... will a nuclear winter create a bleak or brighter sky? I honestly hope we will never know.

This zombie cat sketch painting is available in the store,just click here.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Skull Head Zombie Cat with a Skull ...

What is this zombie cat doing with this skull? Why do my zombie cats love skulls so much? What are they trying to tell us? Why are there so many questions?

Makes you think eh? What's the fascination for skulls ... we all have one, why would we want someone else's skull? Here's another question ... if you're a skull collector do you know/care whose skull it used to be? Do you want to know the history of the skull ... was the owner of the skull a good person ... what was the gender, the lineage, the WHATEVER ... I mean really, it's just a skull FFS ... it's not like it gives a shit what you do or think about it any longer so why would we want to obsess about it?

Maybe it's because we're human and that's what we do. Obsess about the things that don't matter so we don't have to pay attention to the things that do.

Anyways ... I think the zombie cats like skulls because they're fun to play with.
Why else would they want one?

If you like this zombie cat you can adopt it here.

'tis NOT the Season ...

Like me, the zombie cats don't really like this season much. The cold doesn't really bother them too much, not like it bothers me. I'm a homebody because I hate the cold and don't like getting cold. If a zombie cat gets to cold, it just freezes in place until it thaws out. It's probably annoying but zombie cats are patient ... to say the least.

Like me though, the zombie cats don't really care for this season. Far to many reasons for this than I feel comfortable enough discussing at the moment, perhaps it can be revisited in the future.
Anyways ... the zombie cats hate the season for even more reasons than I do and they're going to do their very best to try to ruin it for humans ... starting simple with the destruction of snowmen.

If you value your snowman you better bring it inside and keep it safe. If that means turning down your furnace and creating a whole house freezer then so be it. Protect the snowman!

okay, the zombie cats made me type that ... don't turn off your furnace and dont try to bring in a snowman. that's dumb. don't be dumb. it's just a snowman, you can make another. we need to start using our common sense people or the zombie cats are going to destroy humanity.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Skull Headz Rule

I really like the Skull Head Zombie Cats ... they're so much fun to draw and they look hilariously adorable in a vile and sinister way. Big massive heads that look a little more grumpy than the rest of the zombie cats. 

They get extra grumpy on windy days ... the wind whistles through their skulls ... very aggravating. 

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

sharpening muh pencil

I seldom use a pencil when drawing but I thought i would give it a try ... whatcha think?

delete comment and block

We don't feed the trolls ... not directly ... we just delete the comment and block.
Our high school teacher thought the artwork should be happier too. We can't even remember his name any more ....